| 2 | — | Suck | Card | Base | — | — |
| 3 | — | I'm Lisa Simpson--I'm above domestic cleaning! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 4 | — | I'm Bart Seemp-seau | famous underwater explorer | Card | — | — |
| 5 | — | No more television--for all eternity! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 6 | — | I have an announcement to make: I'm bored! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 7 | — | Marge--you're my wife | but cupcakes are my mistress! | Card | — | — |
| 8 | — | Calm down | boy! It was just a nightmare! | Card | — | — |
| 9 | — | Comics are for kids | boy! | Card | — | — |
| 10 | — | Time for our favorite cartoon | 'Itchy & Scratchy.' | Card | — | — |
| 11 | — | The family that mambos together | stays together! | Card | — | — |
| 12 | — | Bart! / Uh | Oh ... | Card | — | — |
| 13 | — | Are we at Weenie Barn yet? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 14 | — | We're the grown-ups and you're the children--understand? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 15 | — | Help! I'm a fully developed female trapped inside the body of a child! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 16 | — | Suck! Suck! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 17 | — | Now get in there and clean up that mess! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 18 | — | Come back here | you little smartass! | Card | — | — |
| 19 | — | Tolstoy Schmolstoy! Space Mutants II is what I call a work of genius! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 20 | — | I'm no supervising technician ... I'm a technical supervisor. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 21 | — | All right! 'America's Most Armed and Dangerous' is on! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 22 | — | Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 23 | — | Suck! Suck! Suck! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 24 | — | Homework is society's way of torturing their young! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 25 | — | No reststops for the next 16 hours! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 26 | — | Zee brave undair sea exploraire wrestles ze yuge sea monstair to zee better end | Card | Base | — | — |
| 27 | — | Look Homer | clean as a whistle! | Card | — | — |
| 28 | — | We can never let him down. He'll kill us. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 29 | — | Don't bug me | I'm studying | man! | — | — |
| 30 | — | And don't come out till you sparkle | boy! | Card | — | — |
| 31 | — | Maggie? Lisa? You in there? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 32 | — | Should I turn on the TV? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 33 | — | Don't have a cow | man! | Card | — | — |
| 34 | — | Bart! Get back here!!! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 35 | — | Anybody seen Maggie? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 36 | — | Marge | let's run away from home. | Card | — | — |
| 37 | — | She's such an adorable infant! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 38 | — | It's the Bart Simpson Show | starring Bart Simpson | and featuring ... | — | — |
| 39 | — | Quiet! Genius at work | man! | Card | — | — |
| 40 | — | Shut up back there | you little smart alecks! | Card | — | — |
| 41 | — | Bart! Did you eat all the pork rinds? | Card | Base | — | — |
| 42 | — | What'll it be tonight | marge? The Rusty Barnacle or The Singing Sirloin? | Card | — | — |
| 43 | — | Suck! Suck! Suck! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 44 | — | March your butts straight up to bed | you little hellions! Pronto! | Card | — | — |
| 45 | — | Happy Father's Day | Dad. They were 12 for a dollar at Bud's 'Big 'n' Wide' Shop. | Card | — | — |
| 46 | — | Stand back | comrades! The smell alone from this closet can be lethal! | Card | — | — |
| 47 | — | There's nothing more disheartening to young fertile minds than the 5:00 news hours! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 48 | — | Right on | dude! | Card | — | — |
| 49 | — | Who do you think you are | Thomas Edison? | Card | — | — |
| 50 | — | This looks like the work of one Bartholomew J. Simpson! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 51 | — | You said 'Left.' I said 'Right.' | Card | Base | — | — |
| 52 | — | It's Quiet. Yeah | too quiet. | Card | — | — |
| 53 | — | Kids out there in T.V. land ... You're being duped! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 54 | — | There's only so much one hell raisin' kid can take | man! | Card | — | — |
| 55 | — | It's amazing how much beauty and | Card | Base | — | — |
| 56 | — | Aaauuughhh! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 57 | — | Who ate my cookies?!!! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 58 | — | Back off Homer. I happen to be havi | Card | Base | — | — |
| 59 | — | I said | Knock It Off!! | Card | — | — |
| 60 | — | Don't blame us | Dad! We're merely | Card | — | — |
| 61 | — | Go to bed! Go to bed! Right now!! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 62 | — | There's only one cookie left! And somebody's responsible! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 63 | — | I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 64 | — | Gangway man! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 65 | — | Which one of you ate my last donut! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 66 | — | Bart? Uh oh gotta hide. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 67 | — | Last one to the breakfast table is a wimp | man! | Card | — | — |
| 68 | — | God help me. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 69 | — | Bart | you're such a dimwit! | Card | — | — |
| 70 | — | I'm Bart Simpson | who the hell are you? | Card | — | — |
| 71 | — | Your father's chasing after Bart because he loves him. Nice try Mom. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 72 | — | Bbaarrtttt! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 73 | — | I can't wait to see the happy little elves! Oh | grow up | man! The crappy little elves are for babies! | — | — |
| 74 | — | Why you little....!!!! Lets break for a commercial | Card | Base | — | — |
| 75 | — | For the last time | I'm the parent and you're the children! | Card | — | — |
| 76 | — | I think it's time to go down to The Dairy Den for some frosty chocolate milkshakes! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 77 | — | Let's take turns yelling into the canyon | Lisa | you start. Okay. Borrrrring!!! | — | — |
| 78 | — | Marge! Where's the personals section of today's paper?! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 79 | — | We have no idea who made this mess. | Card | Base | — | — |
| 80 | — | This is the life | man! | Card | — | — |
| 81 | — | Me | Bartunga! Me | Leesumba! | — | — |
| 82 | — | Unga | Bunga | Yunga | — | — |
| 83 | — | There is justice in the world | Maggie | Card | — | — |
| 84 | — | Suck | suck | suck | — | — |
| 85 | — | Uh | oh.... | Card | — | — |
| 86 | — | Another day of parental oppression | Card | Base | — | — |
| 87 | — | Aye carumba! | Card | Base | — | — |
| 88 | — | Apple polisher! Thank you very much | I take that as a compliment! | Card | — | — |
| S1 | — | Bartman | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S2 | — | Underachiever | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S3 | — | Peace | Man. | Sticker | — | — |
| S4 | — | Bart Simpson | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S5 | — | Maggie Simpson | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S6 | — | Marge Simpson | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S7 | — | Homer Simpson | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S8 | — | The Simpsons | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S9 | — | All-American Dad | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S10 | — | Family Portrait | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S11 | — | I'm Bart Simpson. Who the Hell are You? | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S12 | — | War Is Hell | Man. | Sticker | — | — |
| S13 | — | There was a little accident at the Power Plant today ... | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S14 | — | Go For It | Dude!! | Sticker | — | — |
| S15 | — | No Way | Man! | Sticker | — | — |
| S16 | — | Cowabunga | Man! | Sticker | — | — |
| S17 | — | I'm going to tell Mom and Dad! | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S18 | — | The All-American Family | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S19 | — | Queen of the Blues | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S20 | — | Suck Suck Suck | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S21 | — | Fun has a name and it's Bartholomew J. Simpson. | Sticker | - | — | — |
| S22 | — | That's My Boy! | Sticker | - | — | — |
